how do you stay so happy in a world full of hate?
Benedict Cumberbatch Shares His Hidden Talent
- DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
- DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M AN IDIOT
- DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF I’M STUPID BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT OR BECAUSE I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THAT’S SIMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
- JUST DON’T DO IT
Do not be fooled, I am not that cute in person. I actually resemble a potato. My selfie game is just hella strong.
- Bumper Bowling
- The 1970’s
- Hair Gel
Gonna marry the hottest man in New York
Turns out my straight friends aren’t dating
Successfully broke into my own school
Made valedictorian even though I don’t have the highest GPA
Ass looks hella in these pants